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The draft is here! The draft is here! Well, close enough, anyway. In honor of the most awesome offseason event the NFL can reasonably offer us, Ranter and The Danchise look back over the draft history of every team. We decide who is the best, who sucks the most and who will be next for each and every team in the league. We also check in with the team from Shorty’s, the host bar of the 1st Annual Football Ranters NFL Draft Party. All that plus new editions of Incomplete Headlines, Football 101 and BUSTED! Don’t forget to enter our mock draft contest – it’s free and you can win great prizes. Next week, we give kneejerk reactions and arbitrary grades to your favorite teams based on our perception of their draft performance. It’s a party all the time, Lunatics.

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With the NFL Draft just about a week away, the Football Ranters are ready to send off this year’s draft class, high school yearbook style. Find out which classmate you would most want to hang out with and who to stay far away from after graduation. We also got a healthy dose of listener mail this week, which we will dive into face-first. All that, plus we check on the quasi-prophetic ramblings of Lisbeth Salander’s uncle, refer to Kim Kardashian way too many times and learn about how to keep score when you’re tipsy. More NFL Draft content will be live on our site as the big day approaches, and be sure to RSVP for our big draft party in NYC. Just one more show until the draft, Lunatics.

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What happens around the Football Ranters when nothing happens in the NFL? Well, we do what anyone would do: we get drunk and do a mock draft. The results are stupefying, as listeners of this week’s episode will quickly discover. There’s more than just that tomfoolery, however– we delve into some more prospect scouting reports, learn who was BUSTED this week and talk to the man behind the greatest innovation in tailgate party history. An updated — and sober! — mock draft will be up on FootballRanters.com later in the week, and don’t forget about our NFL Draft Party. Be there or be a quadrilateral, Lunatics.

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This past week was so slow for the NFL, a handful of current and former players had nothing to do but smoke weed and break into houses– ALLEGEDLY. Never fear, though, as the Football Ranters are never afraid to scrape up the very dregs from the bottom of the barrel to pique your interest in football. Through the most trying of times, we will always be there, even when the NFL promises new uniforms that turn out to absolutely suck, and even when The Danchise continues to not know which NFL players are which. We also have a big announcement this week regarding the NFL Draft while the Ranter begins his on air draft coverage in earnest. Speaking of which, there will be new mock drafts up every week on FootballRanters.com, where you can also learn more details about our draft party and upcoming mock draft contest. It’s April, Lunatics!

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