Holy sweet fancy Moses, it’s opening week, Lunatics. Your patience will finally pay off when the Cowboys visit the Giants on Wednesday night for real, honest-to-goodness football. But before that, we’ve got the return of your real, honest-to-goodness favorite segments: Fake Injury Report, Incomplete Headlines and You F*cking Suck. Plus, we’ll weigh in on the last bits of news to tidy up before the season starts in this week’s edition of Yardline News. Week 1 picks will be up on FootballRanters.com later this week, and don’t miss the first round of The Danchise’s Two Minute Drill on Monday morning. Finally, a production note: we will resume uploading the podcast on Wednesday, starting this week and through the season, in order to recap each week’s slate of games. That means there will actually be a second (!) podcast following not far behind this one. It’s a bonus because we love you, Lunatics.