Football Ranters

The Danchise & The Football Ranter

Football Ranters – “…But We Digress”

We’re fully in the thick of it now, Lunatics: three long, football-less months. The weather may be warming up, but in our hearts there’s nothing but grey dreariness. But, to snap you out of that funk, the Football Ranters have scoured the far recesses of the Earth — or at least, the Internet — to bring you every bit of news this week. From Incomplete Headlines to our new segment, “Yardline News,” we’ll get you up to speed on every tidbit of NFL minutiae out there. Plus, learn about a new spectator sport to take your mind off football (not really) and enjoy the return of an old favorite, Fake Injury Report.

Also, if you have any suggestions for a future Opening Rant, visit and send us an email. Your idea just may appear in a future episode, Lunatics!